THEMES THAT YOU LIKE
only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist

19, South East London, Writer.

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

(via cumfort)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via saltydawn)

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau, via saltydawn)

sniffing:

i hope there’s netflix in hell

(via covocal)

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

(via umdress)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via phobias)

jaclcfrost:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

(via umdress)